| Excerpt from One Wave Short of a Storm
This is the story of my time in the Royal Australian
Navy. Naval historians, self-appointed or not, tend to trim
the belly wool and dags from what really went on. Not all
historians were there. They stayed at home with the gunners
in ‘B’ company – they were ‘Gunna
B’ here when you left and they were ‘Gunna B’
here when you returned and they knew everything. Many ‘official’
histories didn’t mention where we’d been, but
put us in places we’d never heard of.
My story is of the funny, the sad, the borderline insane
and the certifiably insane. It is the efforts of enlistees
to rise to, and often above, the occasions when Navy brass
and/or civilians got in the way of our doing our duty efficiently;
proficiently.
In the ’50s it wasn’t uncommon for kids to leave
school at thirteen or fourteen after Scholarship – the
scholar part did not appeal to me but the ship part did. In
those years many kids joined to escape unsatisfactory home
lives and backgrounds and abusive families. They escaped only
to be sardined into sleeping space for over fifty, which caused
conflict through overcrowding, especially when the much talked
about ‘aircon’ failed to work in the tropical
heat.
I’d read a ‘Doctor at Sea’ ditty which
said ships were designed by geniuses only to be sailed by
idiots. Not so – almost the opposite. We had a situation
when one locker – highly polished, of course –
was open, eighteen other sailors couldn’t reach their
lockers. These sleeping quarters were designed by persons
best known as LC P/L for their own protection: Lubbers and
Civvies Pty Ltd.
Many were glad to accept Navy life with no thought of the
future. Not me! I always kept names, places and events in
my diary, hoping I’d be able to sue one day.
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